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  • I have never heard a Justin Bieber song and have no intention of ever doing so. MLIG.

    July 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -1

     
  • So I am struggling to get back into UCD, and I have to wait till January to do it. That means no Davis until then, and I miss Davis. FML!

    July 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -1

     
  • the guy i came out for, who cheated on me after two months of dating on finals week (but i stayed with), broke up with me before a chem midterm, through text. fml I’m going back to girls..

    July 18, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -0

     
    • dontgiveup 3:09 pm on July 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      stick with boys if that’s what you like. there are others who know how to treat a guy well, and will treat you amazingly.

  • So I don’t get to visit Davis til August 11th. FML.

    July 1, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -2

     
    • Anonymous 1:38 pm on July 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Heyyyyy
      that’s my birthday :D

    • A 1:39 pm on July 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That’s my birthday :)

    • SameSituationin09 8:42 pm on July 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I didn’t visit till August 2nd in 2009 for my orientation. Not a big deal.

  • I had transfer orientation yesterday and made several scenarios for my classes before registration. Each and every class I needed was full. Is it like this every quarter? FML.

    July 1, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 1:30 pm on July 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It gets better… Registration at orientation is always horrible.

    • Anoynymous 10:35 am on July 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      no, just your first quarter since everyone registered for classes during spring quarter. GOOD LUCK!

    • Joke 12:04 am on July 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yep. Gets worse, I’m afraid.

    • anonymous 10:10 am on July 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      pretty much. Take what you can get this quarter, but once you get into being a student here, plan very far ahead with your scenarios as you did, and make sure you complete your pass 1 when it’s scheduled. if you miss your pass, you’ll get seriously hosed again.

    • w 11:43 am on July 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Well everyone already picked their classes in the spring..

  • So I am a transfer student and just went up to Davis to deliver my transcripts, and I got lost. Like so lost I ended up at some graduate research building instead of visitors center. I won’t be able to find anything at the start of Fall Quarter. FML.

    June 21, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 10:12 pm on June 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      get a map from the bookstore if you know where it is, or google haha

    • Anonymous 2:58 pm on June 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I was a freshman last year and after a few days, it was easy finding everything. Look at a map and find landmarks (bookstore, silo, etc.). You’ll be fine. :)

  • It is summer, which means hardly any UCD FML’s…FML

    June 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Why the hell isn’t my chem 8 a grade up? It’s only a 2 unit class >:O

    June 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -0

     
  • Today is my birthday, but I can’t celebrate it because I have three finals. FML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -0

     
  • Not enough outlets in the library. FML.

    June 13, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 2:45 pm on June 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yeah, that’s why I often bring a power strip with me to the library :) It works!

  • My uncle keeps sending me articles from the NYT and NPR about how 2010 graduates will be competing with 09 and 08 graduates as well as people who’ve been laid off. I’m graduating this Saturday. FML.

    June 13, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -0

     
    • GoodferNuthin' 6:15 pm on June 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Send him the NYT article about how becoming an independent “adult” will probably not be achievable until you are 30+, and that you will require generous stipends/donations in order build a granny pad in your parents’ backyard, and purchase sheets that do not have Mickey Mouse, Chip ‘n Dale, or Sonic the Hedgehog on them.

  • Some one threw up in the 24 hour room..FML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -0

     
  • Had about 3 1/2 hours of sleep, woke up early to cram so more a test that i was taking the day of. Went to class thinking that the test starts at 10:40am, when I got there at 10:20 i found out that the test actually started at 9:40am and ended at 10:20am. FML.

    June 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -0

     
  • I have three finals on the same day next quarter. One is at 10:30 a.m., and the other two at 6 and 8:30p.m. FMLinAdvance

    June 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     
    • :/ 4:30 pm on June 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      yeah, join the club. it happened to a bunch of us last quarter. and it was on the SECOND day of finals, with no dead day either… and THREE science finals!

  • 24 smells like a locker room. FOL.

    June 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -0

     
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