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• Today I found out that the guy I made out with at a party was actually only 14… FML

  January 21, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 9:26 am on January 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I hate when that happens

  • Anonymous 8:50 pm on January 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    How old are you?….

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• Today I realized the guy I’ve been talking to on Match.com is actually one of my professors. FML

  January 22, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +52 / -4

   

  • Anonymous 4:01 am on January 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Yeah, that’s pretty creepy.

  • Anonymous 6:19 pm on January 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    i smell an A++++

  • thats weird 4:12 pm on January 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    you’re in college you dont need match.com

  • Anonymous 8:54 pm on January 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    How old is the professor?

  • Anonymous 3:40 pm on March 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Nice

• After a good Thursday night of partying, I woke up this morning to find black electrical tape wrapped around my penis. No idea how it got there. FML

  January 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I fell asleep in a 200-person lecture and woke up in an empty classroom. FML

  January 8, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +38

   

  • BZ 10:05 pm on January 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    That’s not so bad. My roommate fell asleep once and woke up after two classes had passed.

  • schooledbitch 12:10 am on January 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    gg

• Today I wore a huge purple poncho to ride my bike to class in the rain, and someone called me Barney. FML

  January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was getting pissed off wondering why my bike lock wasn’t unlocking until I realized my bike was the one that was next to the the one I was trying to unlock. To top that off, the owner of the other bike was laughing right behind me and I was trying to unlock it for a good 5 mins. FML

  January 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I was biking from the ARC towards the tunnel and had to dodge a person in a gryfindor robe. I fell off my bike in front of the people playing quidditch on the lawn. FML

  January 9, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • HAHA 6:41 pm on January 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    fail at people playing quidditch on the lawn xD

  • holidays 2:23 pm on May 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    DUDE! FREAKIN POEPLE PLAY QUIDDITCH THERE? that’s tight.

• Today, I got written up by my RA because I was cross-faded and screamed that I needed her help because I was being chased by the Potter Puppet Pals. FML.

  January 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My friend just told me that my beard looks like a collection of pubes glued to my face. FML

  January 10, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +29 / -1

   

  • Joe 6:06 pm on January 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    That’s when you take a straightener to your face!

• Studying for two midterms I have next week, and my girlfriend walks through the door and tells me she is late…and she doesn’t mean for class. FML.

  January 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • yo 6:57 pm on January 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    WRAP WILLY IdIOT =]

• Today, the girl I’m in love with told me that, not only is she not interested in me, she’s not interested in men in general. FML.

  February 8, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • threesome 10:26 pm on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    sweet, i’d love to meet her!

  • Alphabet Soup 11:50 pm on February 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’d rather she not be interested in men in general than not interested in me specifically

• Today, I got stabbed in the eye by the spoke of someone’s overly large umbrella as she walked by talking on her cell phone. FML.

  January 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I walked in on my 2 roommates with my boyfriend of of 2 years. It would have been our 2 year anniversary today. FML

  January 13, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 7:09 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    how terrible

  • Zechs 11:50 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    wait 2 roommates and a bf, isn’t that a threesome? NICE

• Tonight, after late night we went on the elevator and a girl and guy came in and started making sex noises and making out…it was the longest elevator ride ever. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, one of my professors called me “sir” when I raised my hand. I’m a girl and had my hair and make-up done too. FML

  January 13, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 4:30 pm on January 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Story of my life as well.