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• Not enough outlets in the library. FML.

  June 13, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:45 pm on June 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Yeah, that’s why I often bring a power strip with me to the library It works!

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• My uncle keeps sending me articles from the NYT and NPR about how 2010 graduates will be competing with 09 and 08 graduates as well as people who’ve been laid off. I’m graduating this Saturday. FML.

  June 13, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • GoodferNuthin' 6:15 pm on June 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Send him the NYT article about how becoming an independent “adult” will probably not be achievable until you are 30+, and that you will require generous stipends/donations in order build a granny pad in your parents’ backyard, and purchase sheets that do not have Mickey Mouse, Chip ‘n Dale, or Sonic the Hedgehog on them.

• Some one threw up in the 24 hour room..FML

  June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Had about 3 1/2 hours of sleep, woke up early to cram so more a test that i was taking the day of. Went to class thinking that the test starts at 10:40am, when I got there at 10:20 i found out that the test actually started at 9:40am and ended at 10:20am. FML.

  June 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • 112358 12:34 pm on June 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Ouch, yo.

  • lawl 8:35 pm on June 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Sucks to be you. L2Prepare

• I have three finals on the same day next quarter. One is at 10:30 a.m., and the other two at 6 and 8:30p.m. FMLinAdvance

  June 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • :/ 4:30 pm on June 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    yeah, join the club. it happened to a bunch of us last quarter. and it was on the SECOND day of finals, with no dead day either… and THREE science finals!

• 24 smells like a locker room. FOL.

  June 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Finals. FML

  June 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anon 10:40 pm on June 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Amen.

  • Anonymous 5:00 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    true dat! y wuld u dislike dis? lol

• You know how most teachers don’t test on the material in the last lecture before a midterm? FMCurrentChemTeacher.

  May 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I fell off my bike making a turn while riding on slippery, just rained on concrete. I banged up one knee pretty badly and had to race to class in order to be on time for a quiz. FML.

  May 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Thanks to a quarter of 8am classes 5 days a week, my body’s idea of “sleeping in on a Saturday” is 7:30am.

  May 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I found out the hard way that the wild turkey toms in the Greenbelt can be extremely territorial. FML.

  May 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I still don’t know why I picked UCI over UC Davis. Sigh.

  May 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Roommate drama with tension I could cut with a butter knife. FML.

  May 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I haven’t done laundry since the end of last quarter…we’re now in the 5th week of this quarter. FML.

  May 5, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:16 pm on May 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    shouldn’t it be FM(lazy)L?

  • niki 2:21 pm on May 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    lazy ass

  • Anonymous 2:37 pm on May 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ewwwwwwwww. that’s gross. i feel bad for your roommate(s)/housemate(s), if you have any.

  • Anonymous 10:13 am on May 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I haven’t done laundry since first month freshman year…I’m a senior now. lol.

  • Anonymous 10:05 pm on May 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Engineers?

• I was rushing this morning to get to class until I realized that lecture was at 9, not 8. I was still late to class. FML

  May 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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